tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-115077962024-03-13T14:22:02.963+00:00Olha, E Se Usasses "Baselina"?Já não te queixavas, pois não?ALeitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07258414791071765862noreply@blogger.comBlogger1471125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-59638840653860042362019-09-02T12:53:00.000+01:002019-09-02T12:53:11.138+01:00| CUIDA DA TUA VISÃO |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Isto sim, dá pica!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-41587865428002282492019-07-31T10:36:00.002+01:002019-07-31T10:36:48.153+01:00|POEMA D'AMOR À MARIA ANTÓNIA DO ROSÁRIO |<div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: white; font-family: Cuprum; font-size: 13.2px;">
<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Só te tenho a ti,[mas agora </span>nicles<span style="font-family: inherit;">]</span></span><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;"><br />Só penso em ti, Só te vejo a ti,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Só te ouço a ti, Só gosto de ti, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">E já não sei se vale a pena, Maria Antónia do Rosário.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Que lindo nome o teu,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Que eu tantas horas a desoras saboreava </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Como se fosse um corneto de morango com mirtilos.<br />Cum caraças, Maria Antónia do Rosário,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Gasto tanto tempo contigo, pranada!<br />E eu até julgava que tinha jeito pra t'amar,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">[Amar-te assim perdidamente, como eu gosto,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">E acho que tu também,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Até que os </span>lençóis<span style="font-family: inherit;"> se queixassem...].</span><br /><span style="font-family: inherit;">Mas agora vejo que foi perda de tempo</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Porque tu, Maria Antónia do Rosário, vê lá se percebes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Tu não eras assim, mas foste!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Mas vou vingar-me. Tu sabes o meu jeito para essas coisas.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Até tu, vê lá, já não me queres ter,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Não pensas em mim,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Não me vês a mim,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Não me ouves a mim,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Não gostas de mim.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Que desgosto!!!<br />Cum caraças, 'miga, isto não se faz<br />A quem te pagou almoços e jantares<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">De versos em escabeche e rimas de caldeirada<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Com molho de tomate de estufa.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Estou desolado, meu amor,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Tu foste uma tipa do caraças,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Mas só a fingir, porque disso percebo eu. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Por isso,Vai... vai pentear macacos, mil macacos,<br />Mais as macacas,<br />Vai... vai dar banho ao cão, mil cães,<br />E respectivas "esposas",<br />Vai... vai dar uma volta ao bilhar grande, mil voltas,<br />Até ficares tonta e confundires as bolas<br />Com aquilo que eu cá sei.<br />Vai... vai caçar gambozinos, mil gambozinos,<br />Mai'las gambozinas cheias de morrinha.<br />Vai... vai encher sacos de ar quente, mil sacos,<br />E aquecer os pés a mortos.<br />Vai e não voltes mais, 'mor, porque amar dá trabalho<br />E eu sou um preguiçoso do caraças.<br />Vai, vai, vai, vai,<br />Que eu pago-te o autocarro. Queres?<br />Se gostas de eléctrico também pode ser<br />Mas eu aconselho-te o metro que é fixe, meu amor,<br />Vai-se mais aconchegado e o roço é de cair pró lado,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">E ficar sem a carteira<br />Dá cá uma pica do caraças.<br />Faz-me a vontade que eu arranjo-te emprego.<br />Pode ser num talho? Não sei se gostas de mexer em febras.<br />Eu já sabia que me ias dizer que isso é trabalho<br />Para ginecologistas. Mas olha que não é.<br />O tempo está maduro<br />E eu gosto de o comer fatiado.<br />Tu já me tinhas dito que tempo de churrasco era do baril.<br />Mas olha que ainda hoje recusei um manjar desses.<br />Cum caraças, quantos versos mais faltarão<br />Para tu perceberes, Gina, que afinal a vida<br />É assim que a modos dum poema<br />Sem rima,<br />Afónico,<br />Disléxico,<br />Despenteado,<br />Complexado,<br />E que adora calças com cinta descaída.<br />Adeus meu amor<br />Que tiveste a paciência de rimar comigo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">E não fomos até ao palheiro...!<br />Cum caraças, até qu'enfim, Maria Antónia do Rosário!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">[<span style="color: red;"><b>Oh God, make me a good "boy", but not yet</b></span>]</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-28457788090935513322019-07-26T17:57:00.000+01:002019-07-26T17:57:07.286+01:00| CÁLCULO MENTAL |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Um 20 com distinção e louvor.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">[<b><span style="color: red;">OH GOD, MAKE ME A GOOD "BOY" BUT NOT YET</span></b>]</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-37763955983685617302019-07-21T13:25:00.002+01:002019-07-21T13:25:33.324+01:00| ESTE SABE-A TODA |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">O puto quando "for grande", vai ter futuro. Ai vai, vai.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-21096328427144728602019-06-25T16:54:00.002+01:002019-06-25T16:54:33.157+01:00| O MEU MANJERICO |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Eu aposto sempre nos ganhadores. Vício. Este é da autoria da "garina" do filho da Bitorinha, uma das nossas condóminas mais queridas.<br />
O nosso Condomínio ainda é o que era. Bibó Puorto, carago.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-8886369961102811642019-06-21T15:52:00.000+01:002019-06-21T15:52:02.252+01:00| 'REBRANDING' |<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Como se nota, o blog foi objecto de "rebranding". "AS RATAS TAMBÉM TÊM CÓCEGAS", já fez a sua temporada e a concorrência já começava a conhecer-lhe a estratégia. Tinhamos de tomar uma decisão. E foi o que fizemos. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Em que modelo nos inspiramos? No modelo "Trumpiano", obviamente. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">A grande maioria desconhece-o? Pois desconhece. Anda de "olhos fechados".</span></div>
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Ó puto, faz-te reguila. Engarrafa e vende na vizinhança. Quem sabe se não vais ser o grande concorrente da AGROS ou da MIMOSA. Boas mamadelas!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-25165555118242987582019-06-07T11:31:00.000+01:002019-06-07T11:31:01.681+01:00| ESTAMOS DE ACORDO |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Mas <b>ESTE</b> tem "mãozinha" portuguesa.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-9657292431613340892019-06-06T18:47:00.004+01:002019-06-06T18:47:44.793+01:00| GOSTO DE GENTE CURIOSA |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">A curiosidade só matou o gato.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-26133918279473852502019-05-07T01:01:00.000+01:002019-05-07T01:01:19.095+01:00| NÃO VALE ENGANAR |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-76683105121337206172019-04-15T11:37:00.001+01:002019-04-15T11:37:20.742+01:00| REENCARNAÇÃO |<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><span style="background: white; border: 1pt none windowtext; color: #26282a; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">Um casal
espírita fez um acordo: se realmente existisse reencarnação, o primeiro a
morrer informaria ao outro como era a vida do lado de lá.<br />
O marido foi primeiro a morrer. Através de um médium, contactou a mulher e lhe
contou:<br />
- Levanto-me cedo e faço sexo. - Como cenoura, que considero o melhor
alimento, e corro muito numa espécie de campo de golfe.<br />
- Não paro um minuto sequer!- Faço sexo intensamente logo que acordo, apanho
sol e faço sexo mais algumas vezes.<br />
- À hora do almoço como muitos legumes e verduras e a seguir... faço mais sexo!<br />
- Depois de jantar algumas verduras frescas, volto ao campo de golfe e faço
mais sexo, até anoitecer.<br />
- Depois durmo muito bem, para me recuperar e, no dia seguinte, recomeço tudo
igual.<br />
A mulher pergunta:<br />
- Você está no Paraíso?<br />
- Não, já reencarnei! Voltei como coelho e vivo numa exploração de coelhos na
Malveira!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-41535834640275974262019-03-25T16:11:00.000+00:002019-03-25T16:11:32.862+00:00| VAI UM CAFUNÉ? |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-73856637265280672752019-03-22T16:16:00.000+00:002019-03-22T16:16:05.617+00:00| CAMPEONATO DO MUNDO DE BOFETADAS |<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Até dói só de ver.</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-64712073362518731962019-03-20T17:45:00.001+00:002019-03-20T17:45:25.148+00:00| AH CÃO DANADO |<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Este gosta de brincar...</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-62923736332217927682019-03-12T11:42:00.000+00:002019-03-12T11:42:25.691+00:00| ALGARVIO x ALENTEJANO |<div dir="ltr">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Um algarvio e um alentejano foram parar à mesma barbearia.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Enquanto estavam a ser atendidos, não se trocou uma única palavra.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Os barbeiros temiam iniciar qualquer conversa, pois poderia descambar em discussão...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Terminaram a barba aos seus clientes mais ou menos ao mesmo tempo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">O barbeiro que tinha o algarvio na sua cadeira estendeu o braço para pegar o frasco do after-shave e foi prontamente interrompido pelo seu cliente:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">- Nada disso, não quero! A minha mulher vai sentir esse cheiro e pensar que eu estive numa casa de putas.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"> O outro barbeiro virou-se para o alentejano e indagou: - E o senhor?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">O alentejano respondeu:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">- Ponha bastante, compadri! A minha mulher nunca lá esteve, por isso nã conhece o chêro !</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">E assim começou o maior arraial de porrada jamais visto numa barbearia...</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-6386440044887700022019-03-01T12:03:00.002+00:002019-03-01T12:03:26.605+00:00| POIS, ACONTECE |<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Acabou sobrando? Ainda bem. Seria tempo perdido.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">A Lei da Oferta e da Procura a funcionar!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-66348161514634632832019-02-15T01:19:00.003+00:002019-02-15T01:19:25.882+00:00| A INEGÁVEL UTILIDADE DOS TELEMÓVEIS |<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Nem a "Ubber Eats" os bate!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Mas será que o "dialecto" interessa?</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11507796.post-1186040096186285202019-01-28T17:55:00.000+00:002019-01-28T17:55:06.997+00:00| COMO SE CONSTRÓI UM "AVIÃO" |<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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